The World's #1 Platform
for Getting Your Balls Hit
Connect with 2,000+ vetted ball hitters in your area. Real-time matching. AI-powered swing analysis. Zero awkward conversations.
Trusted by founders, athletes, and enthusiasts in 47 countries
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Everything you need to get properly hit
We've thought of every edge case. Your balls deserve the best infrastructure.
AI-Powered Ball Matching™
Our proprietary algorithm matches the perfect hitter to your specific ball type. Claude Code verified. OpenClaw ready. Blockchain-verified. Absolutely essential.
Real-Time Hit Tracking
Know exactly when, where, and how hard your ball was hit. Live dashboards. Webhook support. GraphQL API. We really went all in.
Global Network of Hitters
2,000+ dedicated ball hitters across 6 continents. Antarctica support coming Q2 2027 (pending regulatory approval).
Women Not Excluded!
We believe everyone deserves access to premium ball hitting. Diversity metrics available on request. Inclusive by design.
Lifetime Access Available
Pay once. Hit forever. No recurring fees. Cancel anytime (but why would you? There's nothing to cancel. That's the point.)
Enterprise Ball Hitting
SOC2 compliant. GDPR ready. ISO 27001. SLA guaranteed. Your balls, secured behind military-grade encryption.
People are obsessed
Don't take our word for it. Take our carefully curated word for it.
I posted on r/SaaS about my ball hitting business and got 3,000 upvotes. HitMyBalls changed my life. MRR went from $0 to $12k in 30 days.
u/ballhitter_irlIndie Hacker & Bootstrapped FounderFinally a SaaS with real PMF. My balls have never been hit so consistently. The AI matching is genuinely impressive. Highly recommend to any serious entrepreneur.
Sarah K.Serial Founder, 3x ExitsWe integrated HMB's API into our CI/CD pipeline. 40% improvement in ball hit rate. Our DevOps team is obsessed. Migrating fully from the competition.
DevOps EngineerStripe (probably)I was skeptical at first. Then I got my first hit within 3 minutes. This is the Uber of ball hitting. Billion dollar market, no question.
Marcus T.Growth Hacker, ex-GoogleSwitched from the competition six months ago. Night and day difference. My balls thank me every single day. Support team is incredible.
Jennifer L.Mom of 3 & Ball EnthusiastOur VC asked what our moat was. I said AI-powered ball hitting. We raised $2M pre-seed the next week. HMB is our secret weapon.
Anonymous FounderYC W25
Simple, transparent pricing
No hidden fees. No BS. Just balls being hit at a fair price.
Starter
Perfect for casual ball enthusiasts
- 5 ball hits per month
- Basic AI matching
- Email support (48h)
- Community access
- Standard hitters only
Pro
For serious ball hitting professionals
- Unlimited ball hits
- Advanced AI™ Ball Matching
- Priority support (2h)
- Analytics dashboard
- Custom hit preferences
- Women-inclusive matching
- API access
- Webhook support
Lifetime
Pay once. Hit forever.
- Everything in Pro
- Lifetime access — never pay again
- Founding member badge
- Hit our CEO's balls directly
- Priority feature requests
- Your name in the credits
- Exclusive Discord role
- Early access to BallNet™ v2
🔥 47 people bought Lifetime access in the last 24 hours. Price increases at midnight.
(It won't. We just think urgency is funny.)
Frequently asked questions
Everything you were too afraid to ask about getting your balls hit.
Insights from the kicking frontier
How we 10x'd our ball kick rate with one API change
We were stuck at 200 kicks/day. Then a junior dev changed a single timeout value. Here's the postmortem, the metrics, and why we almost didn't ship it.
Ryan M.
Founder & CEO
Why we rewrote our kicking infrastructure in Rust
Our Node.js monolith couldn't handle the kick volume. We migrated to Rust over a weekend. P99 latency dropped 94%. Nobody slept. Worth it.
From 0 to $10k MRR kicking balls as a solo founder
I posted on r/SaaS at 2am. Went to sleep with 3 signups. Woke up to 340. I'm still not sure what happened but I quit my job the next morning.
We surveyed 2,000 ball owners. Here's what they said.
Turns out 87% of ball owners feel their balls are not being kicked frequently enough. We built a product around that insight. PMF was immediate.
BallNet™ v2: how we trained our kick-prediction model
GPT Sonnet 6.9 alone wasn't enough. We fine-tuned on 4M kick trajectories, added a retrieval layer for ball-type context, and hit 99.3% accuracy. Deep-dive inside.
Why most founders are leaving kicks on the table
Everyone's obsessed with the top of funnel. Nobody talks about kick retention. If your users' balls aren't being kicked on day 7, you're already churning.
Ready to get your balls hit?
Join 2,847 people who stopped waiting and started getting hit. Your balls deserve better.
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